They left him for dead, they thought he was done
Couldn't play the field since he couldn't really run
Years on artificial turf took a terrible toll
Seemed destined to fade away in a minor role
He was a first-rounder, a forty-forty threat
Who also hit for average, how much better could he get?
He didn't get better - in fact he got much worse
Until his fantasy stock was put into a hearse
While he may have been dead in his former owners' eyes
Vlad is quite a fighter as his last name implies
So when the Angels lost faith, he had amazing luck
And would up in the only place where he always failed to suck
Everyone loves Arlington, but none more than Vlad Guerrero
Now he's primed to get a Silver Slugger, not a Golden Sombrero
The warmer weather should help him to avoid cold spells
I wish I hadn't passed Vlad up to draft Randy Wells*
* 100% true
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