Under my thumb is a coin
Which is not proof of wealth
But that the ligaments that join
My thumb bones are in good health
I cannot touch major league heat
But both my hands can grip a baat
Jason Heyward had to take a seat
Since now he can't even do that
Under my thumb is my phone
Which isn't painful for that digit
The reason why I do not moan
Is my thumb's lack of fractures in it
Chase Utley's owners will now have to scramble
Since the range of motion in his thumb is gone
If they can't trade they'll have to gamble
On people like Cristian Guzman
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